Name: Will Crow do? It's not a Goth thing, I promise. It's more of a scruffy weasle-with-wings-and-bad-PR thing.
Gender: technically female
Location: San Diego
Sexuality: more or less straight
Poop: Cola? Who decided that this had to be a requirement? Totaly killed the joke, guys.
-Triplets of Bellevue
-Wag the Dog
-I heart Hucabee's
-The Emperor's New Groove
5 Songs that describe your life
There are no songs that describe my life, save for 'Mammal' by They Might Be Giants, which is a song describing mammals. My life is utterly devoid of existentialist angst, any other kind of angst, love interests, hate interests, sex, or even much weirdness. I am content with things as they are, which makes for incredibly poor song material.
-They Might Be Giants
-Bare Naked Ladies
-Only You Can Save Mankind
-The Night Watch
-Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy
My fan art: http://crow-sensei.deviantart.com/
My original art: http://dandelion69.deviantart.com/
My former obsession: http://www.narutofan.com/
My current idol: http://www.hopelarson.com/
Thing I have been giggling over all day: http://www.somethingawful.com/fashion/
Complete and Utter Randomness
Bush, Kerry, Sharpton, or Lieberman?
-Kerry most definitely. The democrats are spineless little worms but at least they aren’t the pit vipers the republican bigwigs are, and any other party has a snowball’s chance in hell of getting anything done.
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
-Moose Tracks- it's chocolate icecream with fudge swirlies and peanut-chocolate chunks and caramel and just a hell of a lot of other chocolate-related sugar products tossed in for good measure. Guaranteed to cause massive brain damage.
What's your most embarrassing moment you can remember?
-How about the time I was worried that the person I was chatting with was a creepy pervert guy so I pretended to be a college-age male myself? After I figure she's okay, I do a big dramatic confession thing, expecting her to be mad, pharase it like the little closet drama-queen that I am. Turns out she was a college age perfectly-normal girl, and knew I was lying out my ass the entire time. Damn good thing she was so nice about it.
Why do you think you should be accepted to this community?
-Um. You guys cut right to the point, dontcha? Well, I'm more or less literate. I assume this gets me points. I am neither sociopathic, sadistic, masochistic, psychotic, or homicidal, for all that I've got a soft spot for JTHM. I'd review that for you guys if I were accepted. I like this place- it's a cool idea, to write a bunch of reviews just for the hell of it, and I know a few things that could do with a few more watchers.
Back on topic...look, I have no idea what you guys want from me. I'm polite, I'm not all that funny but I can laugh at myself (I hope) I try to consider things for more than a few seconds although I have a short attention span, I read Terry Pratchett's work near-obsessively, I think that wearing all black is silly and pretentious although in moderation some black clothes are okay, I have one pair of sneakers, one pair of scuffed-up boots, and one pair of flip-flops and have no desire whatsoever to get any more, I love the color red although blood makes me queasy and gangs disgust me, I belong to neither the incrowd or the outcrowd, I rate my friend’s burps, I chew with my mouth closed.
Any of that help?