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[14 Jul 2005|12:45am]


felt like promoting, it was time for an update.
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[20 Jun 2005|01:30pm]

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[04 Apr 2005|05:18pm]

So, a review. I figured, as I haven’t seen any movies lately, I might as well review a book. Well, not exactly a book. Technically, 25 books. Technically technically 25 manga volumes. So it’s a series, so shoot me. It’s a review.

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...Oh, and I have to say, blue text on a grey-blue-black background is realy a pain to read. Ever thought about red or white text?
1 Hot Potatoe !! Bite The Dust

The Triumphant Return! [03 Apr 2005|07:13pm]

[ mood | Go me. ]

Well, well, well. It's been a long time, fellow people. I have decided that we need to revive this poor brain-child of ours. Give it new life. And, aside from that, I watched a movie that I wanted to review... so... It works for me.

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Well, well, well. It's been a long time, fellow people. I have decided that we need to revive this poor brain-child of ours. Give it new life. And, aside from that, I watched a movie that I wanted to review... so... It works for me.

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I'm Reviewing: Ichi the Killer
Which is a: Japanese Thriller
Rating: 9.25/10

Basics: Gory, japanese thriller based around a bullied young man and a sadomasochistic gang leader. Great fun ensues as the plot builds.

The Plot: Okay, so I missed the first half hour, but this is what I got from it:

A young man (Ichi) kills his parents and goes a bit nutty. He is taken in by a man who hypnotises him to think that he was bullied by a group of boys his age when he was younger, and saved by a woman (Ms. Techibana) who is later raped. He kills a gang leader, Anjo, at the request of the man who took him in. Kakihara, sado-masochistic replacement Boss for the Anjo gang (who also played a sort of twisted love interest to Anjo, I believe) vows revenge.

Madness follows the trail to find the infamous Ichi the Killer.

+ Kakihara is sexy. Aside from that whole lip thing... but hey, I'm willing to make sacrifices. Masochists are kinda hot.
+Ichi is completely insane, and it's kind of endearing.
+The gore is insanely fake and there is a lot of blood. It's just so cheesy, that it's wonderful.

-Lots of rape. LOTS of rape. But it goes along with the plot, with the gangs and such... but.. still...
-The subtitles ( I have no problem with them themselves, but...) kept getting blocked out whenever I had to turn the volume up or down. So I missed a bit of dialogue... That problem might not apply to you... but I felt it worth mentioning. So... nyah

Conclusion: If you dig Japanese films (i.e. Ringu, Ju-on, Audition) go see it. Hell, go see it even if you don't. It's a pretty good movie, all flaws aside, and if you don't like the plot, some of the dialog will put a smile on your face.
3 Hot Potatoes !! Bite The Dust

[02 Apr 2005|04:57pm]

[ mood | nervous ]

Hiya, trying to do the application thing like it says in the rules. Tell me if I'm doing anything wrong, of course. But I'm really, really skittish about putting my real name up on the internet- it's an intensely private thing for me, and one of the major anchors that separates the internet from real life from school from inside my head, and I hate getting my worlds scrambled up. Do I absolutely have to do so?

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[22 Jan 2005|05:47pm]



it'll rock your socks off hard-core like.

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Review: Jekyll and Hyde [06 Dec 2004|08:36pm]
[ mood | restless ]

Ok, so I couldn't think of anything else to review. But still, since no one has...

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Welly well [04 Dec 2004|08:48pm]

Hey, I know people haven't been reviewing anything in a longass time, and I decided to try to ressurect this community. Please...do as I say and review. you know you want to.
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The Forgotten [01 Oct 2004|11:02pm]


Wow, I'm the only one who's reviewed in a while!Collapse )

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My first review! w00t! [05 Sep 2004|07:10pm]
Meh first review! JINGS!Collapse )
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Application Goodness [29 Aug 2004|02:59pm]
Application Entry!Collapse )
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I'm doing one, yay! [29 Aug 2004|12:16pm]


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The application, *DON'T VOTE ON THIS, JUST READ IT!* [28 Aug 2004|10:50pm]

[ mood | groggy ]


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Red Inked Kittens [29 Aug 2004|09:53am]

[ mood | awake ]

Wow, a post from moi. Anyways, I'm still trying to get a background for this damn thing. I'm trying to make other stuff as well. I guess it's still "under construction" but hey, as long as you can post stuff I'm sure this is fine.

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[28 Aug 2004|11:00pm]

[ mood | amused ]

You guys really need to promote. Put them in communities, your journal anywhere. Staple a sign to your grandma's forehead. That'll work, too.

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Dirty Dancing *rwar* [28 Aug 2004|10:38pm]

[ mood | turned on ]

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Application Thingamabob [24 Aug 2004|10:18pm]

[ mood | crazy ]

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An Introduction [23 Aug 2004|06:01pm]

[ mood | artistic ]

As said in the profile (if you haven't read it go do so. NOW!) this is a community where you can basically review anything that's floating around out there.

Seeing as how the community's not open yet, if people need some form of entertainment, here's an example of how we work.


The Intro!
I'm Reviewing: Taking Lives
Which is a: Movie
Rating: 5

Basics: This movie was all it was cracked up to be... Which wasn't much. We rented it following a family friends reccomendation... boy did I want to smack her after I saw that blob of filth that was still in my dvd player.

The Plot: The plot was shaky and could've been knocked over by anyone with half of a brain... Basically it was just another chance for Angelina Jolie to get nekkid and have wild hot monkey sex with an ugly guy.

Pros: The only pro to watching this movie is the younger version of the stalker type guy. Very hot and he has a good voice, too. The movie started out promising and just declined from there on out.

Cons: Turns out the hot guy grew up to be Ethan Hawke. A great injustice to the younger version.

Conclusion So... Basically, rent this movie if your dog just died and you need something to laugh at...

The bolded subjects may change from subject to subject, but that's just the basic idea. Plot can be changed to Sound, etc, etc...


Note the first three things I put... these are the main introduction to your review.

Under 'I'm Reviewing:' put what you're reviewing. Whether it be Jennifer Lopez, the name of her latest single, the title of her latest movie or her biography (Does she have one yet? She will... I guarentee you...) or anything else... It'd look like this

I'm Reviewing: Jenny from the Block, Jennifer Lopez

Next, 'Which is a:' put what the thing is that you're reviewing... Um, well, I'm guessing (A prediction! Ooh, eerie, mystical doom!) these'll be the most popular categories...

Video Game

It isn't limited to that, cause, like I said, you can review basically anything you want to...

Oh, and, yes, you can do a persons journal, but get their permission first, thanks...

And then, the rating. The backbone of your review. Basically just put what you think your review-ee deserves. 10 being that you enjoyed the living hell out of it, 1 being that it made you cry like a little crack baby or fall asleep... Either one.

Then there's the actual review. Me and the mods (Who will be joining us soon enough, I expect) will be expecting you to make it at least into six parts with an introduction and a conclusion.

And well... Basically that's it. If you happen to have any questions, please, ask away. Instant message me or post in my journal.

One last thing, you can review anything once you're a member. If you haven't been accepted to the community via your application or as one of the first seven members, then you will be warned. If you continue to post, you'll be banned henceforth from this community.

Happy Trails.

<3 Your Mod,

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